Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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