And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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