I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
