that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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