SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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