Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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