He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She bit a glass in half.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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