UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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