Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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