Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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