Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
COCAINE IS GR8
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