is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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