I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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