you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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