What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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