Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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