Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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