spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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