if only i could text you this smell
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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