Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I am available for nakedness
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
