return my video game
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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