Christians are straight up FREAKS
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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