If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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