So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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