if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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