had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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