On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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