Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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