I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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