is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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