I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
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