Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
My dick has a subreddit
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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