Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm too high and old for this...
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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