If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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