And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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