No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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