I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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