Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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