ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize