i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
