What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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