S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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I need you to use more vowels.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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