My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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