I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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