Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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