Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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