S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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