That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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