I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my phone needs a breathalizer
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
this is an emotional support booty call
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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