Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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