the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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