Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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