actually, I'm a sock model
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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